10 often misheard lyrics

1. Madonna

LIKE A VIRGIN
Misheard Lyric: “Like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time.”
Actual Lyric: “Like a virgin, touched for the very first time.”

2. Elton John

TINY DANCER
Misheard Lyric: “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
Actual Lyric: “Hold me closer, tiny dancer.”

3. Jimi Hendrix

PURPLE HAZE
Misheard Lyric: “‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.”
Actual Lyric: “‘Scuse me, while I kiss the sky.”

4. Manfred Mann

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT
Misheard Lyric: “Wrapped up like a douche, another rumor in the night.”
Actual Lyric: “Revved up like a Deuce, another runner in the night.”

5. Bryan Adams

SUMMER OF ’69
Misheard Lyric: “I got my first real sex dream…”
Actual Lyric: “I got my first real six-string…”

6. The Police

MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
Misheard Lyric: “A year has passed since I broke my nose.”
Actual Lyric: “A year has passed since I wrote my note.”

7. R.E.M.

THE SIDEWINDER SLEEPS TONITE
Misheard Lyric: “Calling Jamaica.”
Actual Lyric: “Call me when you try to wake her.”

8. Creedence Clearwater Revival

BAD MOON RISING
Misheard Lyric: “There’s a bathroom on the right.”
Actual Lyric: “There’s a bad moon on the rise.”

9. Bon Jovi

LIVIN’ ON A PRAYER
Misheard Lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not.”
Actual Lyric: “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.”

10. The Beatles

LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
Misheard Lyric: “The girl with colitis goes by.”
Actual Lyric: “The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.”

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